Kissing Bandit

Dubbed the kissing bandit by a close friend of mine... I have to concur it's official... I love to kiss and further more apparently I love to kiss strangers...or they like to kiss me.   It seems my lips are some sort of becon of light and people are drawn to them...

It's like this... ever since I learned to kiss... which was late.. round 13 years old... I can't seem to stop ... I love lips... I love the way they feel... how people are able to use them... how soft they are... and the way they make you feel when they are used correctly.  And thank God up in heaven I haven't caught some un-godly disease or Mono or something... knock on wood.

This past week... I have made out... 3 times... once with someone I know (but was a stranger)... and twice with guys I had just met... I mean I guess my lips are just tantalizing... I mean I like them... they are full and from what I hear the softest lips in the world!  No lie I have been told that... Oh did I mention that one of these kisses was a celebrity... who shall remain nameless, and is not Black... if I told you who it was you wouldn't believe me... so I will just keep that memory too myself.. and well the other people that saw it know.  I am also keen on PDA... and they (the guys) seem to be keen on that too.

I think what really gets my goat... is I do very little to say hey kiss me... I used to think I had some sort of sign on my head that says if you like to kiss... kiss this with an arrow pointing down to my lips...for example...last night was minding my own business went to say good bye to a performer that performed and he started to kiss miss...next thing you know there was tongue...okay now even I was caught off guard by that one... and everyone always has the same reaction... Wow okay Wow...LOL!

Kissing is like a drug... its almost as good as sex... okay I take that back nothing is as good as sex... but it's close... I also know that I don't care how fine you are... or how good you look in a suit... or how charming you are... if you can't kiss we have nothing to talk about... and how is it at this age you don't know how?  So I guess I should be asking my self...if this is the best thing to do...when looking for a more solid relationship... and I say... to hell with it...life is too short... and let's be clear... I don't kiss or let just anyone kiss me... there has to be some sort of attraction/chemistry there before that goes down... but hell it sure is fun!  

So I'm gonna pull out my mask and cape cause the bandit ain't going no where! Hmmm that might even be a cute Holloween costume next year! ;)